2011

The year started to us all drunk at Cicco’s and then strolling home to Chris’ house at 1 in the morning and randomly bumping into Louis AD. We woke up in the morning to cook eggs and bacon. January then consisted of exams for the majority of us, but at the end of them we had Joe and Lisa’s birthday. At Lisa’s it was mainly a mission to keep Jazz on her feet and at Joe’s we had general laughs.

February started with Sam getting his puppy, Monty and Char and I went to see him. He was the cutest little thing and Sam ended up on the roof, casual. Ellice had a party and this turned into the worst night ever. The following week was Char’s birthday where we had a LOVELY Harvester and ended up at Hannah’s party. This was all followed by tons of arguments about shit.

All I can recall from March is it being Anna’s birthday and going to Nando’s in Enfield. In April, me and Anna made a zumba video and Hannah threw another party. This ended with me on the floor and having the most hilarious picture of me, Jean and Char taken – where it looks like he’s grabbing my boob. After, me and Anna strolled home with the lads along Cuffley hill. Not the best idea when you’re drunk. Jean etc took the piss outta Eli in a picture, so me and Joe jumped on board and replied with a picture saying “Cool Story Bro” – cool story bro.

In May Soph passed her driving test, so the G4 celebrated by going bowling, woo. We went to the Green Dragon with the year above a couple of times. We spent most of our frees lying in the sun in St Mary’s park. Beau had a party to finish off the month, which was gooood.

June we all got do shrunk on cloudy lemonade. Joe passed his driving test and threw a party. His floor ended up being pitch black and lemon cello got drunk and most of the time was spent in the toilet, raunchy.  Hannah also had a birthday party, which me and Anna went to and just spent the night together. I turned 17 and went for a Chinese as per usual, where I ended up with a cake with Dackers face on and loads of other nice bits.

Beau had a party where all the boys watched boxing, so me and Anna were picked up by Joe and left by claiming that “Joanne had fallen down the stairs”. Ellie then turned 17 and had a cute little gathering at her house and we also started to go pub quizzes, where we always came last, and still do.

Me, El and Joe had a week of tanning and doing nothing in August. Life was good. Jordan turned 17 and we went to TGI’s. Char passed her driving test and got LEEEEEEEEEEROY. Rhys also had a party too, which was wickeddd and August was generally about being lazy, tanning and doing jack shit!

Back to school L Dom and Lou had a party and Rose had an 18^th at the end of the month. I failed driving test number one of five, hahaha. Many fish bowls were drunk this month.

October was Sophie Pie’s birthday, where we went to Oceana. Really good night! October then ended with me failing another two driving tests.

Again, I failed my 4^th driving test and Anna passed and was able to drive the Rape Mobile around. Going round a roundabout, picking up piss in a bottle and stealing a sign is the best thing to do when you pass I think.

December started with me finally passing my driving test and I picked up Anna, Joe, Char and Rhys and we went café, party hard. Babybell/Bellend is all good. Ginge threw up in my car and Anna threw up out the window, oh life. Me and the hoes went to see Example in concert, which was wicked, nice to go to a concert, been too long! I got an early Christmas present – personalised number plate, AHSHASDJAHOEIRKWE LOVE LIFE. C R04WAY. Also worked my butt off so I have now successfully saved up for a Macbook Pro, but need to wait until next year to purchase one. Had a random night out where an old man came up to my car asking if everything was alright and Anna almost crapped her pants and I stalled in a quick getaway and ended up driving retardedly afterwards. Then went to Brookfield where we cried with laughter over the manikins in M&S not having heads and random other BANTAAA. I had my annual wrapping presents with Anna, which as ever just ended in us both in tears of laughter. Christmas Day and Boxing Day I’m working a total of 18 hours, but £9 an hour, so you can’t complain. For the rest of the month it will be panicing that I’m going to fail all my exams in January and planning something for NYE, hopefully something along the lines of getting really drunk and then starting 2012 with a hangover.

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